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proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

"Better alone than badly accompanied."
-Candace Bushnell (via murmurrs)

me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  omg what if I actually said something out loud
me:  omg what if there is a telepath around here

cannabli5s:

Go to McDonald’s and eat over 2,000 calories of fatty crap and nobody gives a shit, but say you’re vegan and suddenly everyone is a fucking nutritionist.

animalrights-humanlefts:

cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay